Friday, 13 January 2017

Friday Hilarious Post…

A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He could not control his curiosity and asked, “Do you always carry your TV remote with you?”She replied “No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today because of a football match, so I took the TV remote.. Moral: Support your wife in her hobbies.
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The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that lady had purchased. Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier what he was doing. He said, “Your husband has blocked your credit card.”
MORAL: Always respect the hobbies of your husband.
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The wife took out her husband’s credit card from her purse and swiped it. Unfortunately, her husband didn’t block his own card.
Moral: Don’t underestimate the power and wisdom of your wife.
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After swiping, the machine indicated, “Enter the PIN sent to your mobile phone”
Moral: When a man tends to lose, modern technology may save him!
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She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse. It was her husband’s phone showing the forwarded SMS. She had taken it with the TV remote control so he wouldn’t be able to call her during her shopping. She bought her items and returned home happily.
Moral: Don’t underestimate a desperate woman!
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On getting home, her husband’s car was gone. A note was lying on the table, “Couldn’t find the TV remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. Will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need something”.
Moral: Don’t try to control your spouse. You will always lose! well, the man had better not come home hungry else…..The story continues!!!

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